The unnamed owner (for now because of shame) of the Black Tesla Roadster #6 was back at the Menlo Park dealership awaiting news from his insurance company after rear ending a Mercedes Benz C-Class as well as being smoked in ass by a Camry following to close at the corner of Geary Boulevard and Gough Street in San Francisco.

This is the 4th Tesla to be damaged in transit. The first two were crash tests sacrificed in the name of federal crash test certification, while former Tesla CEO Mark Eberhard’s car was damaged by a technician during delivery. To date between 8 and 10 of the $109,000 electric cars have been delivered.

 

I am sure I will be posting the following themes “DUI in a Tesla”, “Tesla Outruns Police in High Speed Chase”, “Tesla Goes Over Some Bridge”, “Tesla CarJacked” and most realistically “Tesla batteries explode burning driver ever slowly to death”.